If your personal favorite Dracula movie didn't make the list ... and penchant for calling children "b*tch," this Dracula is a real piece of sh*t. Regehr doesn't bother to play his Count Dracula ...

(Dracula later turns the Joker into a vampire, so I guess that makes him Lucy?) With the real Van Helsing presumably long ...

DRACULA, A Comedy of Terrors is a Bram-new comedy ... In the treacherous mountains of Transylvania, a meek English real estate agent takes a harrowing journey to meet a new and mysterious client ...