Like its predecessor, "Scary Movie 2" is built for parody: Basically, the head of "The Haunting" is stitched onto the neck of a rank episode of "Scooby Doo." "Scary 2" is so remarkably shapeless ...

Remember that scene from Scary Movie 2 where Cindy and Buddy are locked in the freezer? For those that don't, let's say there are a lot of fluids distributed, and I'll leave it at that.