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In a shopping mall planet, Wander and Sylvia are looking at the mall directory. Sylvia's stomach growls and decides to get a couple of pretzels. As soon as she gets the pretzels, she notices that ...

Every planet has been destroyed by Lord Dominator who is now suffering from boredom due to the lack of planets. Meanwhile, everyone has run away to the secret planet where Wander and Sylvia have ...