Nope, April Fool’s has passed. I really have sold my 340hp Audi RS3 and replaced it with a 150hp Dacia Duster. But I can explain. As much as I loved the RS3 for its epic 2.5-litre five-pot and ...

The 'private lounge' area is divided from the chauffeur by an enormous 65-inch TV screen, which can retract into the ceiling.