So overflowing with lithe young totty - shot in languorous slo-mo - that local divisions of the Dirty Mac Brigade are already stocking up on multi-ply tissues, Bring It On, for the rest of us ...

By which I mean, Bring It On was the type of movie you watched on repeat ... guy — who just so happens to be her new best friend's brother. She ends up not knowing who The Clash are, he writes ...