We must close our keyboards to this flood of poop emoji We already have one poop emoji, Everson argues, isn’t that far enough? “Will we have a CRYING PILE ... 😈 and ANGRY FACE WITH HORNS ...

Like many people who are fond of texting, I spend a lot of time hunting for the perfect emoji. Although I’m particularly fond of the “loudly crying face ... exhausted or angry or insecure ...

Google's, however, is just bizarre. Firstly, it's orange which we know is code for angry. Why is the crying emoji also angry? We may never know. Secondly, the tears just do not make sense.

So even though you reacted to your friend’s rampage about her landlord refusing to turn on her heat with an angry-face emoji two weeks ago, it’s now a pissed off ‘lil jack-o’-lantern.