I liked everything about "The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl in 3-D" except watching ... and the result is so ugly and dim that the 3-D scenes look better, double-image and all, if you ...

But maybe Rodriguez listened a little too closely. The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl in 3-D is like sitting through a 5-year-old's description of his trip to Disney World: Incredibly cute ...