Why do witches fly on broomsticks? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy. Why don’t mummies gossip? They don’t want to get a bad wrap. How do little pumpkins cross the road? With the help of a ...

Two cannibals were eating a clown – one said to the other: “Does he taste funny ... are really only two ways of dealing with that – quaking in our boots or cracking jokes. This Halloween ...