I'm one of the many suckers who shelled out this week for the astonishingly incoherent Pirates of the Carribean ... after she turned into Calypso and became a 50-foot-tall giant.

she practised voodoo and Obeah magic and used Barbossa and Jack Sparrow to free herself and wreak vengeance on the Brethren Court in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End. Calypso gets extra ...