A black horse — and yes, a stallion — wearing makeup ... lanky and slow-moving with a tan, weather-beaten face and squinty sky-blue eyes and an elaborate, gorgeously waxed handlebar mustache.

The black horse is the recognised emblem of Lloyds ... “We are thrilled that our stallion is the new face of Lloyds,” said Susan Attew of the stud Holme Grove Farm, Beds.

As such, the 2024 Ford Mustang Dark Horse looks absolutely spot on as a posher Lincoln 'Black Stallion.' Too bad it's just wishful thinking, and that it might never arrive on the market with a ...