a river turtle who lives at the American Dream mall's Sea Life aquarium, picked the Kansas City Chiefs to defeat the Philadelphia Eagles in Super Bowl LIX on Sunday at the Superdome in New Orleans.

The word mall should be jettisoned from the description of American Dream — the venue in East Rutherford, New Jersey ... "Paw Patrol," "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" and "SpongeBob" make ...